Who We Be

Grandpa Dinosaur

Age: 23

Nationality: Canadian-Cambodian

Sex: Female

Height: 5″1 1/2

Weight: 128 lbs (and growing!)

Measurements: 37-36-40

Likes: Yaoi/ gay pornography, lesbian pornography (if it’s good), sometimes straight pornography. Anime, manga, cosplaying, videogaming, writing articles, sewing stuff, cooking and cheeseburgers (preferrably from A&W or Wendy’s). No Black soul-singers in my burgers please.

Dislikes: Girls that whine a lot, people who don’t understand that racism is a problem, people who are ashamed of their own fart, people who deny that they go to the washroom, werewolves, vampires, zombies, robots and paying taxes.

Comments: “I’ll think of a great one-liner…I was working on a pick-up line SO hard. It was like, the worst pick-up line in the world.”

Davita Cuttita

Age: 23
Nationality: Jamaican (with Canadian citizenship)
Height: 5″7
Weight: 127
Measurements: 36-26-38

LIKES: MUSIC!! Film, travel(!!), learning languages, reading, writing, literature, serial killer research, going out, eating/drinking a lot, bustiers/corsets, sushi, steak, coffee, technology, history, nature, sociology, objectivity, grillz fo da mouf, being on mountains, in cities or by large bodies of water, Jamaica (obviously), and England (great chocolate+cheap beer=love).

HATES: Magazines, boring people, bigots, snobs, hipsters (some of the time), hippies (always), perverts, people who assume and never question, people who can’t take a joke,  people who want everyone and everything to be their way, people who can’t talk shit about you to your face but will do it cowardly behind your back.

Comments: “I am vicious, delicious and nutritious.”