A More Senile Grandpa!

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***HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY, GRANDPA DINOSAUR!!!***

Grandpa Dinosaur has just turned 23 years old today. Yaaaaaaaaaaay!! My youngest brother also turns 14 today–two great people in one day, what are the odds?!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Grandpa, take this not only as a day to enjoy yourself, eat cake and grope random strangers but also as a reminder that you are one step closer to walking over the rolling green hills that lead straight to the grave and your tittays becoming zealous over-achievers in obeying the laws of gravity (saaaaaaaag).

This Saturday we will be having a Batman themed birthday party in honour of Grandpa. She will be The Penguin circa the Tim Burton movie when he was running for mayor and I will be Batman. Other guests will include the Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy and Catwoman. There will be drunkeness and over-eating. HOORAY!!

So, everybodies, give it up for Grandpa and feel free to wish her a Happy Birthday! I hope she gets all the food, love, warmth and squishings she deserves and am totally gonna be the sexiest Batman ever.

Doin' da Batwatoosie n' stylin' on all dese bitches. Dats right...come to Papa...

Doin' da Batwatoosie n' stylin' on all dese bitches. Dats right...come to Papa...

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~ by davitacuttita on January 29, 2009.

One Response to “A More Senile Grandpa!”

  1. Happy belated!

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